OH MY GOD… No but I just don’t want ya’ll eating that kinda shit.
Well we weren’t gonna try to eat this at first. There were these crab things in a cave we were scared of but there were eggs in there I thought we could get if one of us distracted the moms
But Lenny didn’t want to distract ‘em enough for me to grab two >:u
OhmyGODNO DON’T EVER DO THAT… Aghah, if ya’ll get hungry just
come to me, alright?
(Source: thecultaroundherearebrats)
SPITTHATOUTOHMYGODDOYOUWANNADIE?
*swallows*
…!
WAIT IS THIS GONNA BURN MY STOMACH OUT NOW? D’8>
OH MY GOD… No but I just don’t want ya’ll eating that kinda shit.
(Source: thecultaroundherearebrats)
OH MY GOD NO PUT THAT DOWN—
But I was hungry >:c
and bugs are gross to eat
SPITTHATOUTOHMYGODDOYOUWANNADIE?
a-hardhand-rigged started following you
Gehsghhhhahshhgfffffffffffffffffffffff……
YOU….
Eeeheehhe..
Me?
Benny~
Benny, Benny, Benny.~~~~~~~~~
Icould’veswornyourbrainsweresplatteredagainsttheheadboardwhatinthefuck?
I uh… I’m pretty sure I’m not gonna end up a mutant…
Of course not, you aren’t a pure unirradiated person. You’d make a common mutant and are much more useful to observe as a human. Think of it as more as a polite way of finding cures for mutants by comparing them to human cures. You aren’t the only one if it helps you feel any better
Uhhhhh… ha haaaa, uhm sorry to disappoint you but I am NOT gonna become a mutant any time soon.
askrichardgreyorhumanrichard replied to your post: What strange behavior and visuals. We will…
Well all mutants start as humans, and we like to be prepared for the odd occasion a mutant would suffer a mental illness or become addicted to chems. Observing your behavior and any cures for it will possibly help us in the long run
I uh… I’m pretty sure I’m not gonna end up a mutant…
“I keep telling you, and I don’t mind repeating myself, I’m NOT broken! In fact, I feel like I have been improved!” He gives her a sly look. “I wouldn’t worry about that right now. It’s just a figure of speech.”
“Oh, yeah? Well if you put it that way, then lemme just go off and do some Jet and Psycho like there’s no fuckin’ tomorrow!” She sneered. It was getting difficult to not physically lash out at him, not like it would do much. But Christ, would it feel good.
“I’m removing that from your room as we speak! There won’t be any mind altering substances to go back to!” Yes Man bounces, wiggling his claws with delight. He was relishing in the fact he was one step ahead of her.
“Wh— What? But you’re— I didn’t tell you go go into my room and get rid of anything! Whatever the fuck you got doing it, you better fuckin’ make it stop.”
“I’m sorry if I made you feel that way.”
“No you’re not. So don’t even try to pull that load of shit with me. Hell, I don’t think you could care less about how I feel!”
“Then I guess the feeling is mutual!” He flings both claws into the air. “Why did you come up here, Mal? I know you didn’t come up here to talk about feelings! That’s just silly!” He rolls towards her. “This looks a lot like some sort of new tactic. But I am listening! And a captive audience! I’m not going anywhere. Neither are you! So I’m just really curious… what do you WANT, Mal?”
“What I WANT is for you to get your shit FIXED.” she spat, stepping back from him. “And you— Wait, what? What the fuck do you mean a ‘captive audience’?”
“I keep telling you, and I don’t mind repeating myself, I’m NOT broken! In fact, I feel like I have been improved!” He gives her a sly look. “I wouldn’t worry about that right now. It’s just a figure of speech.”
“Oh, yeah? Well if you put it that way, then lemme just go off and do some Jet and Psycho like there’s no fuckin’ tomorrow!” She sneered. It was getting difficult to not physically lash out at him, not like it would do much. But Christ, would it feel good.
“I’m sorry if I made you feel that way.”
“No you’re not. So don’t even try to pull that load of shit with me. Hell, I don’t think you could care less about how I feel!”
“Then I guess the feeling is mutual!” He flings both claws into the air. “Why did you come up here, Mal? I know you didn’t come up here to talk about feelings! That’s just silly!” He rolls towards her. “This looks a lot like some sort of new tactic. But I am listening! And a captive audience! I’m not going anywhere. Neither are you! So I’m just really curious… what do you WANT, Mal?”
“What I WANT is for you to get your shit FIXED.” she spat, stepping back from him. “And you— Wait, what? What the fuck do you mean a ‘captive audience’?”
“Yes! And that’s what is making me ponder if this is really sincere or not!” He places his arms behind his back and wheels away. He stops and turns halfway to look at her. “But for the sake of this conversation, let’s just say you ARE being sincere!”
“What? Why the fuck wouldn’t I be sincere about this? I don’t fuckin’ — are you actually fuckin’ accusing me of shit like this?”
“To be honest, it did cross my mind.” He faces her now. “You sound more ANGRY than sincere right now.”
“Of course I do! I come to say sorry and then you just start saying shit about it!”
“I’m sorry if I made you feel that way.”
“No you’re not. So don’t even try to pull that load of shit with me. Hell, I don’t think you could care less about how I feel!”
